Selling of the House

SELLING OF THE HOUSE
Robert was trying to sell his house since long but couldn't succeed. One day, he took out a brick from the wall of his house.

His wife angrily asked him, "Why did you do that?"

Robert replied, "You are foolish! You don't know anything. I know why am I failing again and again in selling my house. I have never shown its sample to anyone. Now I have got a customer. I have promised him to this brick as a sample of our house."

His wife held her head at the foolishness of her husband.

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Only For Love

ONLY FOR LOVE
Two donkeys who were friends, met at a crossroad. One donkey was healthy and the other malnourished. The healthy donkey asked the weak one, "What happen to you? Why do you seem so weak?"

The weak donkey replied, "My master makes me work the whole day and doesn't give me enough food to eat and also beats me."

"Oh" exclaimed the healthy donkey. "Then why don't you run away from your master's house."
He replied, "I think my job has better prospects. My master beats his only daughter, too. And whenever he does so, he says to her, "I'll marry you off to this donkey." For this reason I'm not running away."

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Obeying the Rules

OBEYING THE RULES
On the front gate of a temple, there was a sign which read, "Remove your footwear before entering the temple." A guard had also been appointed there.

One day, the guard saw a man entering the temple and asked him, "Where are your shoes?"

The man replied, "I don't wear shoes."

"Then you can't go inside", said the guard.

"Why?" asked the man

"Didn't you read the sign? It says that you can't enter the temple without removing your shoes or slippers."

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Keeping the doctor Away

KEEPING THE DOCTOR AWAY
Once there were two sisters named Annie and Jenny. One day they were cycling. Suddenly, Annie lost her balance and fell down and started crying. Jenny helped her in getting up and took her home.

At home, their mother bandaged her and asked their father to take Annie to a doctor for a tetanus injection.

On hearing the name of injection, Annie immediately went to the kitchen and took out an apple from the refrigerator.

Just then Jenny came into the kitchen and asked Annie whether she was scared of injection. At this Annie replied, "Yes, I am afraid of injection. That's why I am eating this apple. Didn't our teacher say that an apple away keeps the doctor away?"

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In The Zoo

IN THE ZOO
One day Danny went with his father to a zoo. He was very excited to see different types of birds and animals.

After a while, they came in front of the cage of a lion. Danny's father told him how ferocious and strong lions are. Danny was listening very attentively.

Finally, he spoke up, "Dad, if somehow the lion comes out of the cage and eats you up, then how will I get back home? At least tell me the route to reach home.

Danny's father laughed at the innocent question of the son.

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Fear of God

FEAR OF GOD
Once there were two brothers who were very naughty. Always they were up to some mischief.

One day, their mother asked a priest to talk to her sons and put the fear of god in them so that they would mend their ways. The priest asked her to send her sons to him one by one.

Firstly, the younger brother went to the priest and sat by his side. The priest asked him in a commanding voice, "Where is God?"

The boy didn't react. When the priest asked again, the boy ran to his elder brother and said, "Do you know God is missing and everybody thinks that we are responsible for this."

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England or London

ENGLAND OR LONDON
Robert got a job in a landlord's house. Once, a landlord's friend came to his house. The landlord called Robert and asked him to bring his binocular.

Robert quickly went to the landlord's room and brought the binocular. After the friend left, the landlord called Robert and scolded, "You should have asked me which binocular to bring, the one from England or the one from London. It would signify how rich I am." Robert nodded his head.

Few days later, another friend of the landlord came to his house. The friend saw a lion skin and asked the landlord who had killed it. The landlord said that it was his father.

The landlord then called Robert and asked him to bring his father's photograph. At this Robert asked, "Which one sir- one of England or one of London?"

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Does the Sog Know

Once there were two classmates Pat and Tom. One day, Pat went to Tom's house to borrow a book.

On the entrance, he found a dog standing. Seeing Pat, it started barking. Pat got frightened. Tom came running and held his dog. Pat was still breathing heavily.

At this, Tom said, "Pat, dogs who bark never bite."

Pat said, "you and I know this proverb, but this dog doesn't know."

Both the friends laughed heartily.

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An Unfair World

One day, a man while walking towards his office saw a beggar coming to him. The beggar was in a very bad condition. He was barefoot and his clothes were torn.

When the beggar asked for money, the man said, "Why don't you work? Don't you feel ashamed asking people for money?" at this the beggar replied, "I do feel ashamed asking for money. But once when I took money without asking, the police took me to jail."

The man had no answer to this. He went on his way to the office.

The End..